all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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