I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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