Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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