Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
