Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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It's never too late to be topless.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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