Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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