I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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