I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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