Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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