Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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