I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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