And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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