Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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