Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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