Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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