Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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