He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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