Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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