she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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