So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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