Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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