HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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