im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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