You can't motorboat a personality
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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