Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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