is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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