rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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