All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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