Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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