Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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