GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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