I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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