Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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