Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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