If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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