so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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