They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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