yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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