are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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