That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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