my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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