My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize