margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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