Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
How external is "for external use only"?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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