My brain says no but my pants say off.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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