Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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