glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
