Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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