Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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