Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

You should dream of me :)

(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm going to dream of single life.

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(518): View more from New York

Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I wish life had little blips of pornography

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants

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(417): View more from Missouri

When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'

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(416): View more from Toronto

I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

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(303): View more from Colorado

My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself

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