During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize