There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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